Archive for the Modern Classical category
Steroid Maximus
by teabog on April 11th, 2007
Steroid Maximus
“Chain Reaction” (From the album Ectopia)
Do you like the Venture Brothers? Of course you do, everyone does. But answer this one for me, Jackson: Do you like the music from the Venture Brothers? That orchestral, industrial stuff that sounds like a combination between the music from Raymond Watts, modern classical, and the music from old promotional films? Do you like that? Because that’s what this is.
Same dude. J.G. Thirlwell. He does Foetus, as well, and I’m not a huge fan of Foetus because of the vocals but everything done under the Steriod Maximus moniker is instrumental which makes it a lot better.
My girlfriend doesn’t like this music because she says it puts her on edge, like a stress headache. That’s why I like it. If you listen to this song while you’re driving you’ll do stupid things like ramming into people and flipping off cops. It’s just that kind of song.
Tasmanian Symphony Orchestra “Eliza Aria”
by teabog on February 22nd, 2007
Tasmanian Symphony Orchestra
“Eliza Aria” (from the album “Wild Swans
What’s that? You say modern classical is for homosexual and men who wear black turtlenecks? Well, fuck you then! Go pound some Busch and watch NASCAR, you worthless piece of shit.
I don’t have defend this to you. This is modern fucking classical. If you don’t suck, you like it. If you’re a retard, then you won’t.
(Featuring the wonderful vocal work of Jane Sheldon. Composed by Elena Kats. It’s a nice piano piece that would remind me of something I saw in a blockbuster movie if the scores for blockbuster movies didn’t suck)
Official website of the Tasmanian Symphony Orchestra.
” Buy this from some place in Australia.
See a youtube of this wonderful piece being put to animation